000PS!

 

When you start school

You have to learn

So many rules

 

Like:

Not shouting

And

No pushing in queues

 

And Not Running

Even when

You’re bursting for the loo.

 

 

When you start school

You’re not allowed to jump up and say

‘The Battle of Hastings!’

Straightaway.

 

You have to sit on your seat

And put up your hand

And wave

Even though it’s easy peasy

Like nine times three,

And you know the answer so much 

It wants to explode

From your hair

From your skin

From EVERYTHING.

 

 

But you just have to wait for Miss,

Or Sir,

To choose.

 

And sometimes Miss picks her favourite

(Which is quite bad

Because you had your hand up first)

 

And sometimes Sir goes

Completely mad

And

He’ll pick someone who

Hasn’t Got A Clue!

Who wasn’t even listening.

 

 

Well the first time it happens to you

You are so excited

You’ve got two hands up

And you are stretching them out of their sockets

Up to the ceiling

And you’re going

‘Please Sir!

Me Sir!’

 

Because the answer

is like a fire

Roaring

Inside your head

 

And there are sparks and steam shooting from your fingertips!

 

So when at last Sir makes up his mind

And he chooses....

YOU

 

You say ‘The Battle of Hastings’.

 

Straightaway.

 

 

And the whole class

 

Starts giggling

 

And Sir smiles too

 

 

Because…

 

 

 

 

Because

 

By mistake

 

You called him

 

‘Dad!’

 

 

Jonathan Shipton

17 June 2003

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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