(For long suffering Dylan.)
The baby wakes
The baby sleeps
The baby squeaks for weeks
And weeks.
The baby crawls
The baby creeps
The baby trips
And sprawls
And weeps.
The baby dribbles
The baby spits
The baby breaks
your toys to bits!
The baby bites
And pulls your hair
He wants to follow
Everywhere!
The baby wants to be your friend!
The baby
Drives you
Round the bend!